If you don’t think British Comedy is just some beautiful bullshit…

primadorton:

Then I just, come on…

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martinfuckman:

cleveristhenewsexy:

Sherlock jealous: [puppy dog eyes] [defeated swallowing] [inferiority complex]

John jealous: you’ll get taken to a small room somewhere and your hEAD KICKED IN cAUSE you gOT A FUCKIN GIRLFRIEND

he was a soldier




this man has had such a profound influence on the person i am today.

(Source: jimcarrey)



toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!



ROBOTS AND CYBORGS ARE NOT THE SAME THING

whatthefuckmoriarty:

kkaito:

robots - 100% mechanical, no organic or living parts

androids - robots that are designed to look human-like (100% mechanical)

cyborgs - organic/living thing with added mechanical or cybernetic parts

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Robot

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Android

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Cyborg

(Source: axl-fox)




disneysfrozenguy:

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW! XD

(Source: dreamberks)




lets-bandage-it-up:

freakshow1313:

noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:

thatsonofamitch:

enenkay:

zipperaward:

Hi guys! I wanted to inform you about this great thing that is happening!

These smart fellows have devised a way to create cups, straws, mixers, etc that can detect common date rape drugs. This is an amazing idea and it needs funding! The campaign ends in 35 hours and they are a little short on funding. Please, signal boost this or even give a dollar if you can, it’s a great cause and something that will really change the world!

gogogo!

Only 28 hours left! Check this out and spread the word!

donate or signal boost, they still have about a fifth to go!
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IF YOUDONT REBLOG YOU SUCK

Hey! This is pretty awesome, so I thought I’d share here. Even if you can’t donate, signal boosting the fuck out of this is important! 

Patricia. 



speedyegbert:

solrac31337:

History repeats itself…


these things always frustrated me because they aren’t made for left handed people.

claydols:

ohana means family. family means having your life choices questioned and your flaws pointed out to you

(Source: basedgosh)




deathsdaleks:

"Apparently he thinks, since I’m an archangel, that I have extra juice."



katrinaudarte:

au8:

etteluor:

15 Times When The Simpsons Predicted The Future
Tricky Foods That Seem Healthy But Aren’t
15 Ways That Public School is Similar to Prison
Exercises That Burn The Most Fat
TV and Movie Couples Who Got Together in Real Life
Animals That Are EATEN ALIVE Around The World
Celebs You Didn’t Know Struggled With Mental Illness
15 Wacky Inventions From The Past
Hilarious Pinterest Food Fails…Nailed It!
Secret Facts About the Emperor’s New Groove
Life Hacks Every High School Student Should Know
The Funniest Mugshots Ever Taken
Weird Ice Cream Flavors Worth Trying
Most Perfectly Timed Photos Ever Taken

Oh my god the Simpsons predicted the iPod design…in 96?!?Mind Blown thank you for these links tumblr, much better than doing my homework

Sweet… Saving for later…


acesnerdyart:

I was walking through a local trail next to a dog park and in big freakin’ letters Dana was carved into the tree.  The beach trees also had broken limbs that formed eyes.



dont-kill-the-kennedys:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

me when i miss my flight

How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump

boyfriendhook:

inthedarkofthenewforest:

how come its “you are what you eat”

why can’t it be “you are what you read”

THAT WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER

i don’t know about anyone else but i would much rather be a boy wizard than a piece of broccoli

yer a broccoli harry




frellingaround:

Have you tried the tavern?

(Source: ancienttale)