OK SO I WNET TO MY THERAPISTS TODAY RIGHT YKNOW THERAPY AND SHIT
AND WHILE I WAS W AITING I FOUND THIS BOOK
AND IT WAS THE BEST MOME NT OF MY LIFE
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- drink every time Gatsby says “old sport”
- drink every time someone says “Gatsby”
- drink every time Gatsby looks at the green light
- drink every time Gatsby lies
- drink every time you want to punch Daisy
drink beer not shots… or you might die
5 Delicious Things You Can Make in a Coffee Mug
So you have to stay up all night and study. Well that sucks. But that doesn’t mean your midnight snacks have to be as boring as that term paper you’re desperately trying to edit. Coffee may be your special elixer tonight, but that mug of yours-she’s a beaut-use her for more than just your caffeine addiction. Time to bake some goodies in between snorting lines of liquid crack.
i went out to eat lunch with my mom and i forgot what a knife was called so i asked the waitress for “one of those things that you use to stab people with”